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Do not remove tag under penalty of law!
Approved by the department of agriculture.
Illustrations are for educational purposes only.
Closed-captioned for the hearing impaired.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited.
All models over 18 years old.
Some assembly required.
May cause drowsiness.
List each check separately by bank number.
To assure entry all items should be postmarked before the 15th of the month.
Batteries not included.
Keep hands and feet away.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
Filmed entirely on location in Vancouver, Canada.
Do not tow.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not touch.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Not sold in stores.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use only as directed..
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
You may now shut off your computer.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
This line for 12 items or less.
May not be available in California.
Sealed for your protection.
Please check the overhead storage for article before you exit the aircraft.
One size fits all.
This is not a step.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Push down while squeezing top.
For office use only.
Single use only.
Paid for by the committee to elect somebody decent for a change.
Drop in any mailbox.
Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
Keep off grass.
Plus tax, title and license.
Edited for television.
Keep in a cool dry place.
Process promptly.
Customers only, all other vehicles will be towed.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Not responsible if lost or stolen.
List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
At participating locations only.
Penalty for private use.
Please insert Disk 2.
See label for sequence.
Penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Falling rocks.
Drink plenty of fluids.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Add toner.
Place stamp here.
With the purchase of $10, or more.
Avoid contact with skin.
Compact car only.
Sanitized for your protection.
Color may vary from illustration.
Shipping and handling not included.
Actual size shown.
Calorie reduced product.
Sign here.
You may be requested to show your ID.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
No parking between 6am and 6pm.
Please have your hand stamped before you leave.
No pets allowed.
Please give the name of the nearest relative, not living with you.
Please hold, your call is important to us.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Coupons are not accepted here.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
No credit check.
Prices quoted are for double occupancy.
Price does not include taxes.
Not legal in all 50 states.
Only use genuine GM parts.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, drugs or firearms.
Not for resale.
Limit one per customer.
List at least two alternate dates.
May be harmful if swallowed.
Remove from windshield before driving.
For children ages 3 to 6.
Driver does not carry cash.
Do not feed the animals.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Intel inside.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Void if opened.
Apply sparingly.
Please have your credit card number ready when placing phone orders.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Your mileage may vary.
In case of fire use stairs.
Microwave in use.
Monitor sold separately.
Keep out of reach of children.
Remove batteries before prolonged storage.
This vehicle stops at all railroad crossings.
Terms are subject to change without notice.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
No substitutions allowed.
Contains small parts which might be swallowed by younger children.
Exact change only.
This movie has been altered to fit your screen.
Subject to prior sale.
For a limited time only.
Caveat emptor.
Item is provided "as is" without any warranties.
User assumes full responsibility.
An equal opportunity employer.
No shoes, no shirt, no service.
Quantities are limited while supplies last.
If any defects are discovered please return to an authorized service center.
Use at your own risk.
No right turn on red.
Keep away from sunlight.
Keep away from pets and small children.
No refunds without original receipt.
Not responsible for articles left in vehicle.
Factory serviced.
Operators are standing by.
No money down.
No purchase necessary.
Shipped separately from manufacturer.
You need not be present to win.
Some assembly required.
Instructions are included.
Action figures sold separately.
No preservatives added.
Slippery when wet.
Safety goggles may be required during use.
Do not use if safety seal is broken.
Deposit made after 3:00 PM will be added the next day.
Shake thoroughly before use.
Call before you dig.
Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
For external use only.
If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
Percent calories based on a 2000 calorie diet.
Not responsible for article left over 30 days.
Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
No lifeguard on duty.
You may already be a winner.
Keep away from open flames.
Avoid contact with eyes and skin.
Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
Smoking could be hazardous to your health.
Contains no artificial additives.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting and consult a physician.
Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
Offer valid only at participating stores.
No driving on shoulder.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Please do not send cash.
Must be 18 years old.
Breaking this seal voids your warranty.
Close cover before striking.
Call for current price.
36,000 miles or 3 years, whichever comes first.
Remove lid, stir and enjoy.
Guaranteed fresh.
This end up.
Not legal for trade.
Other restrictions may apply.
This lane for emergency use only.
Prices may change without notice.
No animals were harmed in the making of this web page.
*Disclaimer - This list is not complete.